SNAFU (Situation Normal All Fucked Up), this is my current condition.
Yes its exam time, last exam of my MBA and probably my life, i guess enough of studies lolzz. I know i have to study, just few hours to go for exams but who cares. These exams are different because there's no pressure at all, everyone is enjoying, we are awake till late nights because we want to have fun together. oh god its really hilarious to study together especially this semester. now this is what happened through out the day.
Tuhin (yest night): hey chintu we will get up tomorrow early, will study business ethics than mergers what say
chintan: what ever you say yar, but its already 5 in the morning
Tuhin: no problem, i will wake you up at 9
Chintan: oh ya my brand management professor has called me at 10, ok wake me up at 9
In the morning alarm rings,
Tuhin: oh who the F**k is calling this early
Chintan: its alarm idiot
Tuhin: oh is it 9, k get up yar
CHintan: just 5 mins bro, we had just slept, your alarm watch is crap
Tuhin: ok after 5 mins
Chintan's phone rings
Navven: hey jack ass where are you, that professor is shouting you were to meet him at 10
Chintan: its still 9, let me sleep
Naveen: idiot its two in the afternoon
Chintan: ok.................... WHAT THE f***K, hey tuhin idiot A** hole, why didn't you wake me up
tuhin: oh god we had to study ethics when will we do it now
Chintan: hell with your ethics, i am going to get F in my project report F***ker
In the evening at raju's paratha
Naveen: even i got up at 1, you guys are too much you were going to wake me up
Chintan: will you shut up, that professor scolded my ass out
Tuhin: we have even not started studying, will go to the room directly after this and start studying
Naveen: ok, 'yar eek aur paratha le aa'
6 in the evening
Chintan: hey i am getting bored
Tuhin: we just started f***ker
Chintan: i don't know, lets go to temple, will get freshen up and will do some buttering too
Naveen: i am in, hey come on bro it will take only half and hour
Tuhin: ok fine, i don't know why i am listening to you two
At temple 7 in the evening
Chintan: yar when we have come so far lets have at least one beer, it will improve our efficiency
Tuhin: no ways, there is so much to study...................................but one beer is fine
Naveen: 'sharabi saale'
9 in night
Tuhin: you told one we have drank 3 each idiot
Naveen: he is already in trans
Chintan: lets go to room i want to sleep
11 in the night
naveen: you two are still sleeping, we are having exams tomorrow f***kers
Chintan: hey you know i saw a dream
Naveen: what
Chintan: we three got E in ethics paper
Tuhin: Ass hole if we do as you say we are definitely on track for that
Chintan: whatever, i am sleeping you two study
At 4 in the morning
now i have got up and seriously i am on track of my first ever E, wow i am excited. i have a whole book to study and i am busy writing this lolzz, well who cares. as usual will have to find some one to teach me everything so i am off to gtalk to find people who can perform this humble act of making me read :) This is what i guess is SNAFU syndrome.
(P.S: please do wish me luck, thats what i am relying on and yes don't mind if i am late to comment on your blogs, i am busy with my soo called EXAMS ;) )
Yes its exam time, last exam of my MBA and probably my life, i guess enough of studies lolzz. I know i have to study, just few hours to go for exams but who cares. These exams are different because there's no pressure at all, everyone is enjoying, we are awake till late nights because we want to have fun together. oh god its really hilarious to study together especially this semester. now this is what happened through out the day.
Tuhin (yest night): hey chintu we will get up tomorrow early, will study business ethics than mergers what say
chintan: what ever you say yar, but its already 5 in the morning
Tuhin: no problem, i will wake you up at 9
Chintan: oh ya my brand management professor has called me at 10, ok wake me up at 9
In the morning alarm rings,
Tuhin: oh who the F**k is calling this early
Chintan: its alarm idiot
Tuhin: oh is it 9, k get up yar
CHintan: just 5 mins bro, we had just slept, your alarm watch is crap
Tuhin: ok after 5 mins
Chintan's phone rings
Navven: hey jack ass where are you, that professor is shouting you were to meet him at 10
Chintan: its still 9, let me sleep
Naveen: idiot its two in the afternoon
Chintan: ok.................... WHAT THE f***K, hey tuhin idiot A** hole, why didn't you wake me up
tuhin: oh god we had to study ethics when will we do it now
Chintan: hell with your ethics, i am going to get F in my project report F***ker
In the evening at raju's paratha
Naveen: even i got up at 1, you guys are too much you were going to wake me up
Chintan: will you shut up, that professor scolded my ass out
Tuhin: we have even not started studying, will go to the room directly after this and start studying
Naveen: ok, 'yar eek aur paratha le aa'
6 in the evening
Chintan: hey i am getting bored
Tuhin: we just started f***ker
Chintan: i don't know, lets go to temple, will get freshen up and will do some buttering too
Naveen: i am in, hey come on bro it will take only half and hour
Tuhin: ok fine, i don't know why i am listening to you two
At temple 7 in the evening
Chintan: yar when we have come so far lets have at least one beer, it will improve our efficiency
Tuhin: no ways, there is so much to study...................................but one beer is fine
Naveen: 'sharabi saale'
9 in night
Tuhin: you told one we have drank 3 each idiot
Naveen: he is already in trans
Chintan: lets go to room i want to sleep
11 in the night
naveen: you two are still sleeping, we are having exams tomorrow f***kers
Chintan: hey you know i saw a dream
Naveen: what
Chintan: we three got E in ethics paper
Tuhin: Ass hole if we do as you say we are definitely on track for that
Chintan: whatever, i am sleeping you two study
At 4 in the morning
now i have got up and seriously i am on track of my first ever E, wow i am excited. i have a whole book to study and i am busy writing this lolzz, well who cares. as usual will have to find some one to teach me everything so i am off to gtalk to find people who can perform this humble act of making me read :) This is what i guess is SNAFU syndrome.
(P.S: please do wish me luck, thats what i am relying on and yes don't mind if i am late to comment on your blogs, i am busy with my soo called EXAMS ;) )
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20 comments:
Dr Riya said...
Hey.. That was funny.. You introduced me to a new syndrome.. Well. Best luck for exams..
Neha said...
you still are the same, but you use to study in exams atleast but now you have stopped that too, see you improving, lolzz in todays times all are suffering from this Syndrome
anyways all the best for your exams :)
J. said...
now that's our chintu, you know you always were like this, during exams finding people who can make you read :)....
we all are same
kudos keep going
Anonymous said...
all the best Chintan :)
i am sure you are gonna rock..obviously the preparation has been awesome :D
Navchawla said...
hey mast hai..the best part was "one more paratha for me" ...lolzzzz
we are doing gr8 man best at SNAFU :P
jack said...
@riya
hey thanks riya, even i heard the word some where but it best describes our condition here :)
jack said...
@neha
last sem dear so totally enjoying, and as such its not going to effect the gpa much, but yes basic instincts never changes
jack said...
@ joy
i SNAFU is contagious disease, and guess what we were the ones who got it from school days
jack said...
@ kajal
lolzz i don't know about me but i am definitely gonna rock the examiner when he checks the paper :P
jack said...
@naveen
yes that i know, and amazingly we are proud being that way
Unknown said...
hey chintu all the best for your exams, i know you its always the sae for you but still you come out with flying grades, i always feel you have some sort of 'setting with examiner lolzz
jack said...
@arpita
no re its different this time, but its fine...hmm as far as settings ya a bit :)
Saket Ranjan said...
Best of luck for ur exams. hope u do fine
btw, My exams are starting this monday. Now you need to wish me luck.
:)
jack said...
@saket
thanks man, oh its too high a hope :))
well all the best to you too
Tara said...
Good luck! I know how exactly it is, just got through with my exams! And yes, prayers on the way...should reach you anytime now! :)
jack said...
oh thanks tara, will let you know when the prayers reach me :)
saakshi said...
heyyyyyy... chin2.. the more i get 2 knw abt u .. the more u leave me wondering wts more...
U r multi talented person..Feels so good 2 hv a frnd like u ...
Wondering if eva i could bcom evn an inch like U..
U rock..
jack said...
@saakshi
wo wo, too many compliments, hey there's no need to be like me trust me, you are the best the way you are, love you for that :)
yes i have that tendency to surprise people so keep exploring :)
and i think i am very lucky to get a friend like you
keep visiting more ladki
Rakesh Vanamali said...
It is the thinking mind that makes one feel apprehensive time and again! Though alls calm n still, one believes otherwise.....call it the human mind!
Well written thoughts! Good space!
jack said...
hey thanks rakesh
i agree with you, rakesh
thanks for visiting
keep dropping by :)