Book of my Thoughts

5 questions you need to be very careful if your girl friend asks you, because if you get them wrong you would definitely have tough time pleasing your upset girl friend. Here you go…..

1. Do you love me?
Now the best answer to the question would be ‘YES’, it will be great if you can put it in a bit romantic way ‘Of course sweetheart’

Dare not answer:
• Say yes straight away if you pause even for a while you are gone
• Would it make you feel better if I say yes
• Can you define what exactly do you mean by “love”
• ‘does it matter’

2. What are you thinking about?
The ideal answer would me ‘was thinking about you sweetheart, how loving and caring you are, how beautiful you are, how much lucky I am that you came into my life'

Well I know the answer above will most of the time won’t bear any resemblance to true answer which will be
• Cricket
• Politics
• You look awful in this dress
• Oh wow that girl is really sexy
• Why I have to sit here and keep listening to your crap every time

3. Do I look fat?

The most apt answer would be “ofcourse not sweety” and then the most common response will be ‘don’t lie’ but stick to your initial answer if you want to save your day

Dare not answers
• Fat compared to whom
• Do you want me to tell truth?
• Yes but you still look beautiful
• Why you have to ask this question everyday (dare not say this even if she asks you at every hour)
• Oh sorry what did you say? I was thinking about something else

4. Do you think she is prettier than me?

In any circumstances the answer should be ‘of course not’ even if its Angelina Jolie walking on the ramp

Dare not answers
• Yes but you have a loving and caring heart
• She is not pretty but yes thinner than you
• Yes she is but you were more prettier the first time I met you
• Not prettier but hot and sexy
• Oh sorry what did you say? I was thinking about something else

5. What would you do if I died

What ever you answer you will have a follow up discussion for an hour

For example:
Girl :’will you have another girl friend’
Boy: ‘no sweetheart’
Girl: ‘why you don’t like having girl friend?’
Boy: ’ya I do but I love you’
Girl : ‘but after I am not there you should have another one’
Boy: ‘ok as you wish’

You would see her face shrink

Girl: ‘will you really have another girl in your life’
Boy : ‘you only suggested it I refused initially’
Girl : ‘but you were refusing just to keep my heart, weren’t you’
Boy: ‘no it’s not that’
Girl : ‘don’t lie’
Boy: ‘why on this earth we are discussing this, why at all you thinking of dying’
Girl : ‘don’t change the topic, see I always knew you were not happy with me’
Boy: ‘when did I say that?’ ……………………………….

And this continues for hours, it ends up you trying to please upset girl friend amazingly with no fault of yours

,A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn, the wife likes to read.

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out and get some sun.

She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book.

Along comes a game warden in his boat.

He pulls up alongside the woman and says,"Good morning ma'am. What are
you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies. (thinking, isn't it obvious.)

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading"

"Yes but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you can start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am, " and he left..........

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads, its likely she can also think. lolzz

Talking with girlfriends can be sometimes really tricky, because your girlfriend will always want that you should understand the implied meaning behind what ever they say..i still dont understand why cant they say it on our face itself instead of going round and round. from my experience with girls and some articles i have read i have observed nine such words which you should be very carefull when your girlfriend use or for that matter any of your friend whos a girl use it have a look, i am waiting for your interesting replies on this girls especially..

Nine words women use...

1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to reach her if shes waiting and you are late.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F*** YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to 3