,A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn, the wife likes to read.
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out and get some sun.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book.
Along comes a game warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says,"Good morning ma'am. What are
you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies. (thinking, isn't it obvious.)
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading"
"Yes but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you can start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am, " and he left..........
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads, its likely she can also think. lolzz
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out and get some sun.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book.
Along comes a game warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says,"Good morning ma'am. What are
you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies. (thinking, isn't it obvious.)
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading"
"Yes but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you can start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am, " and he left..........
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads, its likely she can also think. lolzz
Note: Read this somewhere just representing it as much as i can remember
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7 comments:
Neha said...
hey you mean women who dont read doesnt think thats too exagerating,
the moral of the story is in an argument you cannot win over women lolzzz
J. said...
he he neha that may be not true for evryone but yes may be for you lolzz..
ya but you got the moral right anyways
jack said...
@neha
ya i agree dont worry i didnt mean to generalize lolzz
jack said...
@joy
hey dont strt ur fight on my blog lolzz.\
well as always thanx fr the comments
Tara said...
Haha...smart lady! LOL! Had fun! The book reading bit is not necessary, but winning an argument against a woman is near impossible...we will find some point or the other! :)
jack said...
@tara
i completely agree, in the you gals always emerge out right
Nupur said...
Haha!! Nice!! Smart lady!