5 questions you need to be very careful if your girl friend asks you, because if you get them wrong you would definitely have tough time pleasing your upset girl friend. Here you go…..
1. Do you love me?
Now the best answer to the question would be ‘YES’, it will be great if you can put it in a bit romantic way ‘Of course sweetheart’
Dare not answer:
• Say yes straight away if you pause even for a while you are gone
• Would it make you feel better if I say yes
• Can you define what exactly do you mean by “love”
• ‘does it matter’
2. What are you thinking about?
The ideal answer would me ‘was thinking about you sweetheart, how loving and caring you are, how beautiful you are, how much lucky I am that you came into my life'
Well I know the answer above will most of the time won’t bear any resemblance to true answer which will be
• Cricket
• Politics
• You look awful in this dress
• Oh wow that girl is really sexy
• Why I have to sit here and keep listening to your crap every time
3. Do I look fat?
The most apt answer would be “ofcourse not sweety” and then the most common response will be ‘don’t lie’ but stick to your initial answer if you want to save your day
Dare not answers
• Fat compared to whom
• Do you want me to tell truth?
• Yes but you still look beautiful
• Why you have to ask this question everyday (dare not say this even if she asks you at every hour)
• Oh sorry what did you say? I was thinking about something else
4. Do you think she is prettier than me?
In any circumstances the answer should be ‘of course not’ even if its Angelina Jolie walking on the ramp
Dare not answers
• Yes but you have a loving and caring heart
• She is not pretty but yes thinner than you
• Yes she is but you were more prettier the first time I met you
• Not prettier but hot and sexy
• Oh sorry what did you say? I was thinking about something else
5. What would you do if I died
What ever you answer you will have a follow up discussion for an hour
For example:
Girl :’will you have another girl friend’
Boy: ‘no sweetheart’
Girl: ‘why you don’t like having girl friend?’
Boy: ’ya I do but I love you’
Girl : ‘but after I am not there you should have another one’
Boy: ‘ok as you wish’
You would see her face shrink
Girl: ‘will you really have another girl in your life’
Boy : ‘you only suggested it I refused initially’
Girl : ‘but you were refusing just to keep my heart, weren’t you’
Boy: ‘no it’s not that’
Girl : ‘don’t lie’
Boy: ‘why on this earth we are discussing this, why at all you thinking of dying’
Girl : ‘don’t change the topic, see I always knew you were not happy with me’
Boy: ‘when did I say that?’ ……………………………….
And this continues for hours, it ends up you trying to please upset girl friend amazingly with no fault of yours
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14 comments:
J. said...
hey was laughing through out, you know that was spot on, brilliant bro, you still the same,
you know that had a reflection of chintu that we know but your previous posts were not
so yo keep it up :)
Neha said...
typical chintu,
well nice to see a lively post as joy told
well i use to say remember that don't generalise in matters of girls
you making same mistake dude :)
Unknown said...
hey the best part was
the dare not answer to 'do i look fat'
'compare to whom' ha ha
well amazingly thats true atleast in my case
jack said...
@joy
yar i am still the same, its that sometimes it doesn't reflect in my writing, you know all round writer :)
jack said...
@neha
well that i have never forgotten, and again just sharing some common mistakes that guys make, but yes a caution to my reader don't generalise it :)
jack said...
@arpita
did you see neha, it worked got it spot on in arpita's case lolzz
Neha said...
hey now it worked on one doesn't mean on all, ohh and sharing some common mistakes!!! well why don't you start a tution class
jack said...
well neha not a bad idea at all :)
and guess what i already have one student ready to join, thats arjun he he
Psycadellic Tuhin said...
hehe.....so true bro...so true n real.....im nostalgic now...hehe..
keep it up
jack said...
thanks tuhin, keep visiting
Saket Ranjan said...
he he!!!
That was hilarious. Keep it coming. Waiting for the 4th part
jack said...
hey thnks saket, glad that you liked it, keep visiting
Unknown said...
This is the most awaited "series"
jack said...
he he i know , hey do check out the crazy 3 series you will love it