Talking with girlfriends can be sometimes really tricky, because your girlfriend will always want that you should understand the implied meaning behind what ever they say..i still dont understand why cant they say it on our face itself instead of going round and round. from my experience with girls and some articles i have read i have observed nine such words which you should be very carefull when your girlfriend use or for that matter any of your friend whos a girl use it have a look, i am waiting for your interesting replies on this girls especially..

Nine words women use...

1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to reach her if shes waiting and you are late.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F*** YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to 3




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16 comments:

    Psycadellic Tuhin said...
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  1. ... on December 4, 2008 at 1:15 AM  
  2. Psycadellic Tuhin said...

    Truth is often to hard to beleive, yet so subtle to understand. I think this depicts it perfectly. The question that crops up in my mind though is what about
    1. hi watsup?
    2. tell me.
    3. lets talk.
    4. all u guys r the same.
    etc etc etc.
    Well my dear friend, i am waiting for your next post, but this time lets have what these words mean to guys.

  3. ... on December 4, 2008 at 1:19 AM  
  4. jack said...

    ya thats right tuhin, its funny sometimes to think how careful you have to be while dealing with girls, actually m looking forward to some replies of gals in this

  5. ... on December 4, 2008 at 9:02 AM  
  6. Arjun said...

    hehe... U have a master's degree on this or wat??? lolz...
    The second point is 500% true.. ;)

    I'll ask for suggestion next time buddy.. ;)

    Cheers..!!
    Arjun

  7. ... on December 4, 2008 at 10:10 AM  
  8. jack said...

    yeah nytime buddy, ya u can say that, but still i can only say its impossible to predict a womens' way of behaviuor sometimes

  9. ... on December 4, 2008 at 10:22 AM  
  10. Neha said...

    oye chintu this is not fair you starting hum tum on your blog lolzzz, i know ur experience speaking here but common we girls are not dat bad even..we just help you to sharpen your skills by keeping you boys guessing lolzzz
    anyways nice post quite a few are actually true

  11. ... on December 4, 2008 at 2:03 PM  
  12. jack said...

    hey neha no hard feelings to girls but whats true is true, if i woulld not say some one else will lolzz,
    see you also excepted many of the points are true,
    girls please do add on to the words other than this nine if i have missed out on any lolzzz

  13. ... on December 4, 2008 at 2:42 PM  
  14. Navchawla said...

    hi jack..u turning into Mr. Hitch now..huh.. :P
    the first point of fine holds true to the death of earth i guess..lol...coz in the end gals r always right n u hv to shut up lols

  15. ... on December 4, 2008 at 9:05 PM  
  16. jack said...

    hey naveen thats actually a good idea, a new business plan lolzzz, as such have enough experience now he he

  17. ... on December 4, 2008 at 10:05 PM  
  18. J. said...

    yar he was our hitch always, belive me people if there was a problem with any of us he was the first person we would call, uske pass hamesha koi na koi solution hota tha, hes amazing in this and chintan woh yaad hai sonia ka panga, you saved my ass dude, well guess i will tell you in matter of girls he is the one you can consult any time..
    well as usual nice post

  19. ... on December 4, 2008 at 10:17 PM  
  20. Unknown said...

    heheh! This is so true! But that is the beauty of a woman right?? I mean, how drab the world would be if everyone was so predictable. God, I love being woman. Great post! Take care!

  21. ... on December 5, 2008 at 7:19 PM  
  22. jack said...

    @learning to fly
    yeah thats right, its the beauty of women and probably thats what seperate them from men,
    you all must read 'men are from mars and women are from venus'
    nyways thank you keep visiting

  23. ... on December 5, 2008 at 11:43 PM  
  24. jack said...

    @joy
    he he can never forget that episode dude, i still burst into laughter when ever i talk on that,
    thanks for ur comment
    this comments give me motivation to write

  25. ... on December 5, 2008 at 11:47 PM  
  26. Unknown said...

    Is this a" 23 long years" research paper???

  27. ... on December 6, 2008 at 5:32 PM  
  28. Unknown said...

    i think..i may plan blogging little later...around when the next f1-season starts...thats the only thing i can write on!!1...ehehe :)

  29. ... on December 6, 2008 at 5:33 PM  
  30. jack said...

    @nisarg
    he he ya you can say that exprerience..
    yar even i am fascinated by f1 will be waiting for your posts

  31. ... on December 6, 2008 at 7:06 PM